Hey in case you forgot, I’m Art Parmann. The poker player from the Table 1 Podcast that can’t stop thinking up new businesses to try. So much so that I had a half-baked idea to let the binary team at Polsia try and build something with $1,000.
I’m “live-blogging/newslettering” the process with as little intervention as possible from me. But this might be tough because it really sucks so far 😅.
Day 0 (3/22/2026): The Idea. If you missed it, catch up here.
Day 1 - 35 Minutes. Revenue $0. Expenses $68.
Day 2 - 20 Minutes. Revenue $0. Expenses $0.
Today: - TBD!
7:35AM - It ran some shit overnight…
Guess I had to do a thing (it asked me to do some Google OAuth stuff). Technical difficulty: 2/10. I just asked the SlopBot questions til I could figure out how to do it. Added myself as a “test user” on Google and plan to run through on-boarding when that’s all done.
Once I finished that I saw I only have 8 “task credits” left. I guess that means it can do 8 things for me before I gotta give it another draw from the $1,000 biz-bankroll (Actually it’s down to $932 I guess at this point).
Gonna approve these things it wants to do. Will check in later on to try the sign up flow.
Time cost to me: 20 minutes
While I’ve got your attention, I actually did build my own executive assistant to help me run my business while managing my calendar.
It’s called AskCharlotte.ai. There’s still some familiar AI Slop present, but if you want to help me get it dialed in: the first 50 Founding Members are getting 3 months for $99. That should help offset my API costs 🤞.
It would help me greatly if you tried it out 🙏
Ain’t she cute? And it works in Telegram or Web (hehe…web…spider, get it?)
6:55 PM - Just checked in with Polsia. We’re gonna add on a freemium package (my idea). If it’s there by the time you read this…try it out for free?
Down to 4 task credits 😬 20 minutes spent!
Total Spend to date: $68
Today’s time investment: 40min
Revenue: $0
Total Expense to date: 135 Minutes & $68
Revenue $0!
See you tomorrow
